Just sayin'

The words "age fighting" are sounding worth the price
for face cream these days....


Just sayin'

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Walk down hallways (and sidewalks) like you drive....
on the right
If you are turning left - swing wide
If you are turning right - hug the corner

No one likes that awkward, side-step dance thingy
when you meet someone in a hallway

If you didn't grow up in America -
then maybe it's the opposite for you,
(I'm not sure about that one)

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If you wave at me from your car,
don't be offended if I don't wave back
I have 5 kids in my van and most likely,
we are late to something -
because, 
#1  I have 5 kids to get ready
#2  The speed limit is only 35 all over Guam 


And I don't have enough brain space to 
#1 memorize your car
#2  think ahead enough to say, "oh that is so-and-so" 
      I should wave

I"ll catch you next time....okay?

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Recycle -
Seriously -
don't be so lazy.

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Another one from running -
if you are walking your dog and meet a runner,
don't wait until your dog LEAPS toward the runner
to tighten the lease - it's rude.

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Did I already ask teenage boys to pull up their pants?

OH yeah, I think I did -

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I confess - I still like to listen to the smooth harmony
of BoyzIIMen - but I don't get the rage with Adele?
Her voice doesn't do it for me -
(don't backlash me - I know I'm the only one that feels 
this way with the 101 awards she won)

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I don't get how Twitter works...
and I'm just confused by your "tweets" on Facebook

Just sayin'

Just sayin' - Guest Blogger

On Wednesday, I put out some "mini's" and a challenge to send me your own.

This list is from my brother, Derrick.

Thanks D!

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JUST SAYIN.................................

Why do you feel the need to pull out in front of me when I am going 60 mph just to turn left 73 yards down the road.

Why can't Pluto talk?  Goofy can, they both are dogs.

Why is panties plural and bra singular?

Why is there three (3) ways to spell (to, too, two) and only one way to spell three?

Why is Kansas pronounced  KAN-zuhss  and Arkansas pronounced ARK-en-saw?  Shouldn't Arkansas be pronounced Ar-kan-zuhss or Kansas  Ken-saw?

Why do the best students parents go to parent teacher conferences and the worst don't?

Why is it no matter how hard you try there is always coffee grounds in your coffee?

Why do people always ask tall people if they play or played basketball? I do not ask short people if they are or were a horse jockey?

Why is Big Bird so dang BIG? Geez, he scares the ba-Jesus out of adults, just think what he does to three year olds.

Seriously, why does Shaggy fight with Scooby over doggie treats?  I"ve tried them, they are not THAT good.

JUST SAYIN

Just sayin' (minis)

Okay....here are some little minis.

Some - I have seen in the last few weeks,
and just need to get it off my chest.

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If your toddler can not walk as fast as you,
please pick them up and carry them.
It makes me want to "take off my earrings" 
when I see you dragging your baby across a parking lot.


Just sayin'
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Anyone ever notice how boys/men plan these big, crazy
adventures that seem almost impossible - and then come
home hurt or sore or in some way needing TLC from the
females in their lives?


Maybe you should scale it back a little.... just sayin'


(**disclaimer below)

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It's still strange to me to watch big football games at 9 in the morning....
mostly because I just want to eat "football food" and it's just weird
to have chips and dip for breakfast.

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Along those lines:

I don't care about the Super Bowl
Just the commercials and the food

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Also along those lines:
Ladies - if you don't know anything about sports,
don't try to fake it -
just be honest and say you don't care
I'm pretty sure a man can take that honesty better
than hearing you say, "Get a free shot!!"
when you are watching a football game

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Teenage boys....including Justin Bieber

Pull up your (*_____ beepin')  pants!

You look like an idiot!

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Drivers:  please don't SPLASH someone running -

It's not funny

It's rude

And if you accidentally pull into the cross-walk before

you notice a runner coming....at least give the,

"oh shoot, SORRY!" wave -

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**Disclaimer - before people start posting,

Oh crap - what did Mike do?

Don't assume -

It's not about Mike

It really is about men in general

Even the bagger at the commissary was telling me 

his woes from his weekend "adventure"

If you want sympathy for something stupid YOU did -

look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis" 

I am willing to admit that I am more easily annoyed this week,

but I feel somewhat entitled to that -

If you have something you want to get off your chest,

a little mini Just Sayin' 

Feel free to leave it in the comments section....

Just sayin'

HEAD'S UP!!!

Starting in 2012,  I will have a new blog theme called,

"Just sayin'

You know,

Don't beat around the bush

Say it like it is

Plain talk is easy understood

You are playing the devil's advocate

and my personal favorite - Just sayin'

My friend Megan would beat me to it sometimes,
when I was on a little rant about something -
she would add to the end of my rant, "just sayin"

Yeah - JUST SAYIN'

So....you don't have to agree with me.
I'm cool with that.
But don't be snotty either.
(not cool with that)

I'm American and I still have free speech
If I don't like the President, I have the right to say so
(that's just an example)

Although, apparently, (if you didn't hear)
You can't say you don't like the Governor of Kansas.
You can read that story here....


I could rant about that story for a while....
but I'll save it for the boring,
post-Christmas days
of January

JUST SAYIN'