The words "age fighting" are sounding worth the price
for face cream these days....
Walk down hallways (and sidewalks) like you drive....
on the right
If you are turning left - swing wide
If you are turning right - hug the corner
No one likes that awkward, side-step dance thingy
when you meet someone in a hallway
If you didn't grow up in America -
then maybe it's the opposite for you,
(I'm not sure about that one)
If you wave at me from your car,
don't be offended if I don't wave back
I have 5 kids in my van and most likely,
we are late to something -
#1 I have 5 kids to get ready
#2 The speed limit is only 35 all over Guam
And I don't have enough brain space to
#1 memorize your car
#2 think ahead enough to say, "oh that is so-and-so"
I should wave
I"ll catch you next time....okay?
don't be so lazy.
Another one from running -
if you are walking your dog and meet a runner,
don't wait until your dog LEAPS toward the runner
to tighten the lease - it's rude.
Did I already ask teenage boys to pull up their pants?
OH yeah, I think I did -
I confess - I still like to listen to the smooth harmony
of BoyzIIMen - but I don't get the rage with Adele?
Her voice doesn't do it for me -
(don't backlash me - I know I'm the only one that feels
this way with the 101 awards she won)
I don't get how Twitter works...
and I'm just confused by your "tweets" on Facebook